In 'The Cistern', Olive has just returned from Jack's house, dressed in her dressing gown. She is complaining that it was most embarrassing when she walked down the street as the milkman whistled at her.

Stan: replies "he most probably thought you was his horse".

In 'Mum's Last Fling', Mum has a boyfriend named Wilf, who is trying to get her to kick the kids out of home so he can move in...

Wilf: They won’t be here much longer... Arthur and Olive will soon be starting a family.

Arthur: We’ve been married nine years, and all she’s produced so far are chilblains.

Wilf: Well, she wants to take fertility pills, then she can have five in one go.

Olive: Oh no! I don’t want to have babies by taking pills, (self-righteously) I want my husband to have something to do with it!!

From 'Brew It Yourself' (Stan is testing his first batch of home-brewed beer)

Stan: Cor, it’s smashing. Drink up Arthur.

Arthur: Not until they find the antidote.

From: 'The Inspector's Niece' (As Stan and Jack approach, Inspector Blake is warning his niece to be careful of Stan)

Stan: Take no notice of him darling, I’m very trustworthy

Jack: Yeah, you don’t have to worry about Stan. He’s been my driver for ten years, and he’s never tried to kiss me once.

From: 'The Used Combination' (The family are looking over Arthur’s newly purchased motorcycle and sidecar, when Jack comes in).

Jack: Blimey, what’s this?

Arthur: It’s mine, mate.

Jack: I didn’t know you collected antiques!