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Michael Robbins As Arthur Rudge (Arthur`s Best Quotes)
Arthur Rudge Quote # 01

In the On The Buses film, Olive comes back from the family planning clinic and she's found out she's pregnant...

Olive: "Oh, Arthur, the doctor said to tell my husband that he might have to go without a few of his.....little pleasures ".

Arthur: "Oh no. Whatever happens, I'm not giving up my telly! "

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 02

In "Aunt Maud", Arthur comes across Aunt Maud's dog in the hallway...

Arthur: "I opened the door, he put his paws right up on my shoulders and started licking my face.  I thought it was Olive gone berserk! "

Olive: "Oh Arthur do you really think it was me? Come and give me a kiss"

Arthur: "No thank you, I've had enough off the dog!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 03

In "Aunt Maud", Aunt Maud is talking to Arthur...


Aunt Maud: "I haven't seen you since the day you and Olive got married.  It doesn't seem like nine years"


Arthur: "It does to me, mate!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 04

Also in "Aunt Maud", Olive enters bedroom with face-cream all over her face...


Stan: "Do you always put that stuff on your face?"


Olive: "Yeah, it's supposed to make me look prettier"


Stan: "It does, you should use it more often"


Olive: "Arthur, why do you let Stan say things like that to me?"


Arthur: "Because I never think of them first!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 05

In "Late Again", Mum is talking about the war and having to spend a lot of time in air-raid shelters...


Mum: "You know, If it hadn't been for the German bombers, Olive might never have been born"


Olive:
"Aah, did you hear that, Arthur?"


Arthur: "Yeah, Hitler had a lot to answer for!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 06

In "Bon Voyage",  the family are talking about Lowestoft...


Olive: "The only thing that's wrong with Lowestoft generally, it's too cold to wear my bikini"


Arthur: "Of course, that's one of the advantages of going"


Olive: "Oh yes, remember that first time at Lowestoft when I got so sunburnt on that first day, Arthur?  I was so sore for the rest of our stay I couldn't bear Arthur to touch me"


Arthur: "I remember that year, it was a very good holiday!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 07

In "Going Steady", Olive's wedding dress is the topic...


Olive:
"My wedding dress was beautiful"


Mum: 
"Yes love.  It did something for you. Made you look glamorous"


Arthur: "Well the veil did!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 08

In "Brew It Yourself", the family are discussing soft water...


Arthur: "Soft water happens to be rather pleasant and has got beneficial qualities"


Olive:
"Oh yes. I found it gives me a very nice complexion"


Arthur: "The water around here can't be as soft as I thought!"


Olive: 
"It's a well known fact Arthur, that soft water give you a nice complexion and hard water gives you good teeth"


Arthur: "Well, I can only presume that you wash your teeth in one place and your face in another!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 09

In the "On The Buses" film, it's the night before Olive starts work in the depot's canteen...


Stan: 
"Ere, don't forget what the inspector said.  You've got to be there at six o'clock tomorrow morning to make tea for the early shift"


Olive:
"Six in the morning? Oh Arthur, it's hardly worth me going to bed"


Arthur: "How right you are!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 10

In the "On The Buses" film, Arthur has reversed a bus into a bus stop, knocking it over...


Jack: "I tell you what we do. We'll lift it up and stick it back in the pavement"


Stan: "Don't talk out of the back of your head. You need an elephant to lift this up"


Arthur: "Olive. Give 'em a hand!"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 11

In "Bus Drivers' Stomach", Arthur takes one of Stan's cigarettes...


Stan: 
"I think you only married my sister just to get at my fags"


Arthur: "How did you guess?"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 12

In “Foggy Night” When the bus has stopped in the fog Olive wants to go to the toilet...


Stan: 
"What do you want bushes for, you get outside here you'll disappear, fact you'll find it a bit of a job finding your way back to the bus."


Olive:
"Oh Arthur did you hear that? Stan says I may not be able to find my way back to the bus."


Arthur: "Really."


Mum: "Here she might fall in a big hole or down in a pond."


Arthur: "You're always trying to raise my hopes"

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 13


In “The Squeeze” , the Butlers are discussing their money troubles...


Arthur: "My motorbike needs taxing in 2 weeks."


Mum: "You can’t have a motorbike and a wife, something's got to go."


Arthur: "Hey perhaps you’re right."


Stan: "We’re sorry to lose you, love."

 

Mum: "Don’t say such things, anyone would think Arthur would rather have his motorbike than Olive."


Arthur: "Well, the bike has got it’s attractions."

 
Arthur Rudge Quote # 14

In “The Canteen Girl”,  the Butlers are discussing men fainting at women's knees...


Mum: "Here, you won’t believe this but when my mother was a girl, grown men used to faint at the sight of a girls knees."


Stan: "Fella’s faint at the sight of her knees an' all"


Olive: "Don’t be so rude. I’ve got lovely knees haven’t I, Arthur?"


Arthur: "Yeah, very nice - they go down to your ankles"

 
 
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